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conjunction originally meaning FUcking reTARD. usually used with assbag
That futard assbag just kicked me in the nuts.
futard by Justin Jacobs January 2, 2004
Related Words
futard Futarded Futardunt fuctard fuktard Ftard fatard fetard Fotard fugtard
Wow, did he just walk right into a fat guy's belly button? What a futard.
Futard by losergrl March 16, 2008
Someone who's stupidity defies all logic and reason.

Abbreviation of F*cking Retard
My god you are such a Futard, you can't even open child proof locks!
Futard by M240871 September 4, 2005
Full retard. Paralyzed during orgasm.
During my orgasm I went FuTard
FuTard by Martinj8 June 13, 2019

Futarian 

A person who has been darkened by the hot Futa sun and is very tired of life and is in dire need of money and rest.
Send that guy money, he is a Futarian.
Futarian by KinggW December 7, 2021
a really big idiot that thinks he or she knows it all.
He is such a Fuktard.
fuktard by mgbach August 17, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026
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