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Forfuckingever 

The time between now and when you can be with your perfect crush. An eternity.
Time apart ticks so slowly. It's still forfuckingever until I can be with my sweetheart.
Forfuckingever by Montana Luddite September 14, 2021

Flyfucking 

(Danish expression)

Flyfucking is when a person cares about small silly details that don't really matter in general.
'You've spent all day flyfucking, can you do something meaningfull now?'

or

'I'm in the flyfucking phase of tuning this machinery, polishing up every little crappy detail'
Flyfucking by Fanis8 April 20, 2007
Word of the Day on November 25, 2023

forfuckingever 

That website takes forfuckingever to load.
forfuckingever by sc December 9, 2003

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Funfuckingfastic

How a person who is quasi-drunk feels when they're having a good time.
How was your birthday?
Why, it was funfuckingfastic!

firefucking 

It is when u light your dick on fire with suncreen and then instert it into another man's anus
When me and bill got home last night we were firefucking
firefucking by stryker7502 September 6, 2014
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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