furkey

Fake Turkey...turkey that is watery, comes in a round shape, and can be cut with a fork.

Damn, the cafeteria is serving some nasty furkey.

by DarkBohemian January 7, 2005

furkels

Fat Urkels.

New York's hottest club is PUUSHHH. This club has everything: ghosts, banjos, Carl Palideno, a stuck up kitten who won't sign autographs, furkels....

by newyorkpartygoer13 September 24, 2011

Fuckeyed

To be extremely drunk. Term coined off the fact that when this occurs your eyes are half shut and you look like a maggot for the rest of the night.

Sarah downed an entire glass of straight rum and was totally fuckeyed for the rest of the night.

by Special::K December 12, 2006

Mike Furey

1. A hot, young man. Usually gay. Has style and lots of girls hitting on him.
2. The hottest singer ever.
3. Synonym of hot / attractive.

Girl 1: OMG, he's a total Mike Furey!
Girl2: Yeah, so hot!

Boy 1: Who's that?
Boy 2: Oh, mi ex-boyfriend.
Boy 1: Wow, he's Mike Furey.
Boy 2: Yeah, I know.

by My-Name-Here August 14, 2010

Flurkey

Flying Turkey(thrown deli meat)

Holy shit! Watch out for that flurkey!

by Jake November 24, 2003

fuckey

adj.
An urban way of saying something is fucked up, broken, not working, out of order.

"I tried to call him but his phone was being all fuckey<"

by Rabies* September 9, 2006

Fuckey Farmsworth

n. Someone who cuts you off or does something stupid in traffic, nearly causing an accident (fatal or minor) and endangering themself and/or others including you. Fuckey can be substituted with Buckey

Nice signal, Fuckey Farmsworth...
Where did you get your license, Fuckey Farmsworth?
Are you trying to get everyone killed Fuckey Farmsworth?
Reckless Driver, bad driver, dumb ass, moron, idiot , dumb fuck, crazy stupid bastard...

by THE_SOLIDBIGBOSS April 5, 2017