Definitions by DarkBohemian

SSG 

Stands for Stupid Straight Guy. Code for calling out SSG's in public when staight guys do something stupid or say something stupid... this term then gets used alot.

Usually a straight guy who acts dumb and is just plain bugly.

If you ever go to Texas, make sure to watch out for those SSG hicks.

SSG by DarkBohemian January 10, 2005

furkey 

Fake Turkey...turkey that is watery, comes in a round shape, and can be cut with a fork.

Damn, the cafeteria is serving some nasty furkey.

furkey by DarkBohemian January 7, 2005