furkey

Fake Turkey...turkey that is watery, comes in a round shape, and can be cut with a fork.

Damn, the cafeteria is serving some nasty furkey.

by DarkBohemian January 08, 2005

SSG

Stands for Stupid Straight Guy. Code for calling out SSG's in public when staight guys do something stupid or say something stupid... this term then gets used alot.

Usually a straight guy who acts dumb and is just plain bugly.

If you ever go to Texas, make sure to watch out for those SSG hicks.

by DarkBohemian January 10, 2005