furalysis

The condition in which a person is unable to move due to a cat on their lap.

Both my legs have gone to sleep due to furalysis.

by phenomenous1 February 15, 2025

fanalysis

The systematic appraisal of a fanny (gash) using a set of predefined, uniform measures including smell, taste, acidity, presence of pubic hair, labia size and level of resemblance to a badly wrapped kebab. One should also comment upon how eager one is to 'smash' it, given the opportunity. Synonymous with 'gashessment'

So I did a fanalysis on Ruth last night and she scored really well- bald as a badger from her clunge to her aintcha, and kebab was well packed, but had to mark her down on the smell as it had the aroma of a rotting salmon carcas. Would still smash the shit out of it again though given the chance, but I'm all out of rufies, so can't see it happening anytime soon

by Anonymous submissions October 4, 2016

finalysis

noun- A contraction of the term 'final analysis'.

In finalysis, when you look at all the asshole's in existence, one is hard pressed to accept Darwin's theory. Survival of the fittest, my ass.

by badugah February 14, 2009

Sleep Fagalysis

A gay man/woman that wishes they could get with a straight man/woman so much, that they begin to see images of that person in their rooms at night, hoping for sexual advancements. Typically occurs before falling asleep or after waking up.

I wish I could get with bob so much that I had another episode of sleep fagalysis last night.

by Twightman May 9, 2014

Fraysist

It means you are attracted to someone you don't know regardless of gender

That person is Fraysist

by TerryTheFag October 30, 2022