fur muppet 

an extremely hairy schwa that has never been shaved or waxed or hasn't been shaved in a looooooong time. i mean long.

i was about to fuck her, but then i saw her fur muppet. ew.

fur muppet by fadinker October 20, 2006

fugmuppet 

A combination of 'fucking ugly and 'muppet'

A particularely ugly child, most often pimped out to the media by their mothers who think they're god's gift to humanity despite the obvious fug factor.

Bindi Irwin (Steve Irwin, Crocodile Hunter's daughter) is one irritating, pimped out fugmuppet.

fugmuppet by Grimmlok November 28, 2007