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When your girlfriends stepmom is a morbidly obese fat dick and brings her perpetual misery into everyone’s life.
I wish I could have a normal relationship with my girlfriend’s parents but her stepmom is a fucking fupist
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a long skinny penis.
opposite of a chode
i was with this guy last night, and he had a fupish.
fupish by laflakita_swag August 3, 2011
someone who faps, also can be used as a general term as an insult
you son of a fapist!
fapist by TokenIranian November 22, 2015

fapistan 

a country where NNN does not exist
John: I’ve thought about moving to Fapistan
Jon: Nigga doodoo peepee fart nigga guacamole penis
fapistan by cock cock cock cock cock December 14, 2020
A Pakistani adolescent man that faps more than once a day, everyday.
Jafri: dude im watching some MILF pr0n
McPendo: I bet you wil fap before going to bed, you fapistani.
Fapistani by Sheeda Pistol October 12, 2010

funistrada 

a fictitious food item. The term was inserted in a U.S. Army survey of soldiers circa 1974 regarding their food preferences.
Funistrada along with a fake vegetable dish called "buttered ermal" and a fake meat dish called "braised trake" were inserted "to provide an estimate of how much someone will respond to a word which sounds like a food name or will answer without reading." Funistrada scored higher in popularity than eggplant, lima beans, and cranberry juice. All three items, however, had the highest percentage of "never tried" responses.
funistrada by dratirol August 29, 2017
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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