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funputer 

A crappy laptop meant for little kids,very bad for bussiness.
Funputer malfunctions
Tom: Darn funputer! Ugh! I wish I had my stinkin' laptop.
Fat ugly wife at home is having webcam sex with another guy while using Tom's laptop
funputer by VulcanMak July 14, 2007
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Goody's Lumpy Funtube 

Modern colloquialism for cervical cancer, referencing the gross, racist, talentless waste of atoms Jade Goody. Just to take the edge off a diagnosis.
You've tested positive for Goody's Lumpy Funtube!
Boobies,charlies,cans,jugs,baps....
Call 'em what you like, ladies have 'em and I luv 'em
Check out the funtubs on that bimbo, sure would like to rub my nuts on them ..
funtubs by blindboy September 8, 2005

funpublican

A fiscally conservative (deficit reduction, lower taxes, smaller government), but socially liberal (abortion rights, marijuana legalization, LGBTQ+ rights) Republican.
As two New York Republicans, Adam and Rachel realized they were actually funpublicans.
funpublican by Andy565 November 27, 2018

funkubus 

subordinate adjective - implies a somewhat deeper bond between two "homies" than general homieship. This is not indicative of a homosexual relationship in any way, ya dig?
Wassup Homie G Funkubus

Funsubstance

A meme website created in 2012, run by 2 administrators known as Zeus and Kronos. Is known for taking memes from other websites such as 9gag and Tumblr. Gave rise to The Dinosaur Thing.
I need to check Funsubstance to see if I got any likes.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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