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Funny Bucket 

A Funny Bucket is a legendary maneuver, usually reserved for long road trips where no suitable place to relieve one's self can be accessed. The technique involves first expelling all gas from one's colon (creating a vacuum), and then urinating down one's chode into the vacuum of the anus until the expulsion of liquid is complete. The urine can then be retained in the colon for an extended period of time until a suitable repository can be reached. This maneuver takes skill and practice to be pulled off discreetly.
We were stuck in traffic in Canada, so I gave myself a Funny Bucket until we got the nearest KFC.
Funny Bucket by JConCrew February 22, 2011
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Funny Bucket 

A bucket that decides what is or isn’t funny
A bucket that makes the rules
Alt- Funny Buckito
commenter: who decided this was funny?
you: funny bucket makes the rules
Funny Bucket by AltoKe April 27, 2020

Bucket Fanny 

like feeding a tic-tac to a whale
Bucket Fanny by Milo October 14, 2003

Bucket Fanny 

Bucket Fanny.

Pron: bûk'ĭt fæni

Derogatory term frequently used to describe a vagina of mammoth proportions, usually the result of frequent, indiscriminate copulation.
Guy 1: "Dude! Remember the time we all got lost in Deborah's bucket fanny?!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, man, that shit was nasty!"
Bucket Fanny by FoolOfATook May 11, 2009

Bucket Fanny 

a deep and wide vagina
Old whores have bucket fannys
Bucket Fanny by Todd October 23, 2003

bucket fanny 

Someone who has shagged so many men that their vagina resembles a flabby bucket.
"That girl has slept with so many men, that she'll have to be buried in a Y-shaped coffin, to accomodate her bucket fanny."
bucket fanny by Debbie Proctor December 23, 2004

bucket fanny 

bucket fanny by kev houston July 2, 2004
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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