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Funnodiek 

Funnodiek is used to describe a person who does not blink, or blink for a long period of time.
A year from now, you're walking in the street staring off into space and a bitch girl whispers: "Oh my god.. see that funnodiek? What's wrong with her!"

You're bored in class, staring off into space.
Teacher goes: HEY I won't tolerate any funnodieks! Colleges don't accept that type of people!

You play video games for hours and forget to blink. Finally you do and say "FUCK THAT BURNS! Man I was a total funnodiek right there."
Funnodiek by happyme147 March 27, 2013
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Funkadelicacy 

Something that is so funky, cool, fine, unique, and fancy that it can only be described this way.
I can't even begin to describe the Funkadelicacy that Jane turned me onto last night!
Funkadelicacy by Shit_4_Brains October 9, 2007

funkadoodledoo!

The mass yell from the drunken crowd, often at a white-trash wedding celebration, as they watch some pathetic fucker doing the funky chicken.
That sad fool is totally lovin’ our crowd support; we’ll just keep screaming “funkadoodledoo!” until he drops.
funkadoodledoo! by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2019
What happens when you leave a laptop on your balls, it will secrete dangerous waves to your balls. Then you cannot have kids :(.
I left my laptop on my balls last year now I've got funadle cause my kids won't come out!!!!
Funadle by EoT924 October 12, 2023

Funkadexterous 

a way to describe one whom is skilled and able to do many funky tasks at once.
Child, I'm so Funkadexterous ain't nobody can mess with me on them drums!
Funkadexterous by Shit_4_Brains October 9, 2007

funkadoodle 

"Schnizzle schnazzle, with the bleeble blabble, to the frizzle schnazzle and the wiggle waggle, and the funkadoodle with the poodle schnoodle. That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!"
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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