funky junk

To have one's gonads and penis (junk if you will) have an undesirable stench.

I have smelly genitals and people call me funky junk at my school

by Mitchell Smith April 13, 2008

funny junk

1 website, www.funnyjunk.com

2 random funny stuff. ex somthing completely random but oddly hilarious.

1: bob: hey jim did you check out funny junk today?
jim: yah, pokohomo but the funniest thing ever up.

2: tim: hey joe look at this guy ride is motorcicle backwars on the highway!
joe:thats some funny junk

by tibbly September 6, 2010

Funky Junkie

Someone that enjoys smelling other peoples' B.O.

Person A: Why is Rob smelling James' soccer shirt?

Person B: Man, what a funky junkie.

by Sacktracker November 2, 2009

funky junky

One who is addicted to funky music.

"aww man i'm such a funky junky, sucka"

by fonky monky junky February 27, 2009

the funk junk

A mixed drink. 1 part Hennessey, 1 part Bacardi 151, 1 part Smirnoff Twisted Green Apple, 1 part Red Bull. Its the shizzy!!

Last night we got crunk on the funk junk!!!

by josh January 14, 2005

Funky Junky

A terrible stench emitting from your junk after long bouts of no showering or bathing.

Hey John you’ve got serious funky junky, take a shower man!

by SmittenKitten1531 September 8, 2021

Funk my junk

When a female is riding on a man's gargantuan penis, bouncing and trouncing on that pole like she's jamming out to some sick funk music.

That crazy ass bizzo is gonna funk my junk like she's slam dancing to some George Clinton and the P-funks!

by MassiveMeat April 1, 2020