Definitions by MassiveMeat

Funk my junk 

When a female is riding on a man's gargantuan penis, bouncing and trouncing on that pole like she's jamming out to some sick funk music.

That crazy ass bizzo is gonna funk my junk like she's slam dancing to some George Clinton and the P-funks!

Funk my junk by MassiveMeat April 1, 2020

Jennifer Blowpez 

Referring to Jennifer Lopez in a negative way because of the amount of or certain artistic output (movies, music, etc.) that simply flat out blows monkey schnuts. Also, can refer to how a film starring Jennifer Lopez or one of her songs makes you wanna blow your fucking brains out.

Hey, bro, did you see that heinous Jennifer Blowpez movie "The Boy Next Door"? It was so horrific that it made me retch violently and I wanted to shoot myself for watching it.

Jennifer Blowpez by MassiveMeat March 26, 2020

titty fuck city 

It's a douchey way for a dude to say he's going to or already has fucked some titties.

Tommy went to titty fuck city on that hoe Tara. Ya know, that girl with the jumbo jugs.

titty fuck city by MassiveMeat October 23, 2018