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funky dog bitch
A low life person with no goals or dreams. Subject to do anything with anybody at anytime.To be disappointed or disgusted with someone.
funky dog bitch by King T. August 16, 2006
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Funky dog head bitch
A girl who tells a boy into doing something bad, lies on him, and get someone to treat him like a bad guy to tarnish his reputation.
Kim: Pour milk on that boy’s hat.
Chris: Why?
Kim: (Forces Chris to pour milk on the other boy’s hat).
Chris: Sorry, Tom. Kim, you funky dog head bitch!
Tom: (Sees Chris as a bad guy, and got his friendship ruined with Chris).
Chris: Why?
Kim: (Forces Chris to pour milk on the other boy’s hat).
Chris: Sorry, Tom. Kim, you funky dog head bitch!
Tom: (Sees Chris as a bad guy, and got his friendship ruined with Chris).
Funky dog head bitch by LinkxPeach November 18, 2021
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homie g funk dog by ZacsPenny February 24, 2004
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homie g funk dog by whawhawhat May 13, 2005
Funky Hot Dogs
This is when a person has a barbeque but before cooking the hot dogs they insert them into a real dogs' pussy. Hot dogs should remain in the pussy for at least one hour to attain full funkatude.
Funky Hot Dogs by Pimp Master K Strikes Again March 31, 2003
Funky Hot Dogs
Fucking a female with raw hotdogs and then eating them, using the cum from the female as the condiments.
Funky Hot Dogs by Rob the Slob March 31, 2003
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