funky dog bitch

A low life person with no goals or dreams. Subject to do anything with anybody at anytime.To be disappointed or disgusted with someone.

I thought you were my friend you funky dog bitch.

by King T. August 16, 2006

Funky Hot Dogs

This is when a person has a barbeque but before cooking the hot dogs they insert them into a real dogs' pussy. Hot dogs should remain in the pussy for at least one hour to attain full funkatude.

At Kevin's BBQ, he served some high quality Funky Hot Dogs and they were delicious

by Pimp Master K Strikes Again March 31, 2003

Funky Hot Dogs

Fucking a female with raw hotdogs and then eating them, using the cum from the female as the condiments.

After a long day of fucking bitches, Kevin decided to take a break, enjoying some Funky Hot Dogs!

by Rob the Slob March 31, 2003

Funky dog head bitch

A girl who tells a boy into doing something bad, lies on him, and get someone to treat him like a bad guy to tarnish his reputation.

Kim: Pour milk on that boy’s hat.
Chris: Why?
Kim: (Forces Chris to pour milk on the other boy’s hat).
Chris: Sorry, Tom. Kim, you funky dog head bitch!
Tom: (Sees Chris as a bad guy, and got his friendship ruined with Chris).

by LinkxPeach November 19, 2021

funky dog

An imaginary dog soooo funky

The funky dog swims in the peptobismol

by vezinama January 18, 2017