funglasses

Sunglasses molded into impractical shapes, like dollar signs or words.

That quirky celebrity was sporting a mean pair of funglasses.

funglasses by the Manic January 1, 2011

mudshark sunglasses 

When a white girl (mudshark) dating a black man gets two black eyes that look like sunglasses.

Yo Tyrone! I see you gave yo ho a pair of mudshark sunglasses! Dat ho mussa been acking up!!

mudshark sunglasses by Jacoban Mugatu September 8, 2018

sunglasses-warrior 

A pejorative term for someone who tries too hard to aggressively assert their coolness, their detachment, their apathy. Someone who is happy to point out the hopelessness of problems, and unwilling to put work into fixing them.

"Who cares? Everyone has known this forever. There is nothing we can do."
"Ooh, cool. You're a sunglasses-warrior. I'm so impressed with how jaded you are."

sunglasses-warrior by SRSLY WRONG January 19, 2015

mud shark sunglasses

Two black eyes. When a mud shark back talks and disrespects her man.

Michelle ran her mouth in front of Darren and his friends, the next day she was sporting a new pair of mud shark sunglasses.

mud shark sunglasses by Cward81 January 26, 2018

phantom sunglasses 

When you have worn your sunglasses on the top of your head for so long you think they are still there long after you have taken them off.

Person 1: *reaching on top of their head, looking confused*
Person 2: You're not wearing your sunglasses up there anymore dude.
Person 1: Another case of phantom sunglasses strikes again.

phantom sunglasses by Angylic October 23, 2012

*Puts on Sunglasses* 

A rapidly spreading meme that originally came from CSI:Miami. Horatio would say a sarcastic/corny/funny/stupid line and then put on his sunglasses. Right after this, the theme song for the show would blare "YEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!". This is now used to signify something funny or corny yet to come

"These charity people keep calling!" "It Looks like" *Puts on Sunglasses* "They give charity a bad name" YEAAAHHHHH!!!

*Puts on Sunglasses* by Some Random Dude with a Guitar October 8, 2010

German sunglasses 

Taking a dump on someone's face with the feces resembling a pair of glasses, then proceeding to piss into each eye socket to create the sunglasses lens.

I just gave her a pair of German Sunglasses

German sunglasses by Terance Lancaster May 6, 2022