Background-F.U.E.M.S. stands for Fordham University EMS.
Fuemed- (verb)- (pronounced fumed)- the act of getting belligerently wasted on campus at fordham university, to the point where volunteer student ambulance services need to take you to a local hospital. This results in a free ambulance ride.
ryan- "Yo you hear what happened to Mike?"
Tom- "Yeah i heard that he got FUEMED and then tried escaping the hospital by jumping the 15 foot fence."
ryan- "yesssir that's why he is on crutches"
Tom- "why didn't he walk out the front gate?"
the short season between summer and fall when everything is perfect for everything. The morning air is crisp, evening breezes cool, the middays sunny but not too hot. The best foods are at their peaks, and children run around with peach juice running down happy faces. Not too cold to relax in the sun, not to hot to bake chocolate chip cookies. Memories of summer fun melt into anticipation of cozy rainy days curled up with a blanket and a good book.
The perfect fummer day is spent hiking through the woods picking and eating blackberries as you go.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.