by ISUNick March 30, 2011
by Sollymander123 December 11, 2008
by fum fum October 8, 2023
Chum is fum. Also, fum is chum. Krabby patties may also be fum. Coined from the television series, SpongeBob SquarePants.
"This chum is disgusting, but with a catchy slogan like 'Chum is Fum,' you can't go wrong!" Fred Fish.
by DolphinJumper July 20, 2009
Fum is a curse in which every time you fart, you cum just a little. You aren’t hard and it’s not a full cum so there’s no satisfaction. You have to pee after and blue balls is inevitable. May god have Mercy on those damned to this life.
by The fum master April 25, 2022
The simultaneous occurrence of flatulence and ejaculation. Particularly common among the elderly who have weak bowel and penile control.
Jenny: Mom! Grandpa is fumming all over the place again!
Karen: Well, grab some towels and start cleaning him up!
Jenny: Ewwwww! I don’t wanna clean up grandpa’s nasty fum! It stinks!
Karen: Shut the fuck up and clean your grandpa’s fum or you’re grounded!
Karen: Well, grab some towels and start cleaning him up!
Jenny: Ewwwww! I don’t wanna clean up grandpa’s nasty fum! It stinks!
Karen: Shut the fuck up and clean your grandpa’s fum or you’re grounded!
by Hammer of Jesus March 2, 2020
by dictonaryboy May 10, 2023