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1. A moment in a political speech, debate, film, or the viewing of an image that espouses the philosophy of liberty in a particularly kick-ass way, so that it causes the recipient to experience any of the following: uncontrollable gleeful verbal outbursts, pumping fists, chills up and down back, warm fuzzy feelings, renewed vigor of political activism, bragging to other people around that they "just had a freegasm".

2. Intense emotional feeling comparable to a sexual orgasm, except it's not about sex, it's about liberty, so sometimes it's even better than getting your rocks off.
"Whenever I checked RonPaulGraphs.com during one of the money bombs I had a small freegasm."

"When Ron Paul was schooling Mike Huckabee on foreign policy in that debate I had several freegasms in a row."

"Bill O'Reilly has never given anyone a freegasm. Ever."
freegasm by Rob Sieg October 27, 2008
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When a cheap person you know gets something free and won't stop talking about it.
Mike: "I got this banana keeper for free, dude! FOR FREE!"
Terry: "Yeah, I heard you the first do-"
Mike: "FOR FREE MAN! He just GAVE it to me! A BANANA KEEPER!"
Terry: "Dude, you're making a mess with your freegasm. Chillax."
freegasm by kiloreas August 16, 2014
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
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of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
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