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Fumblitis 

An infectious disease that affects football players who carry the ball, causing them to drop it and give it to the other team. Also known as “the Itis”
That running back was having a great game until he caught a case of the fumblitis.
Fumblitis by C__H__C October 8, 2022

mumblitis 

the condition where one exaggerates any and all minor illnesses. Also exaggerates any physical blemish such as bug bites, rashes, scrapes, cuts etc.
mendelson- Call the ambulance i am paralyzed.
me- relax mendelson your foot fell asleep.

I.E - Mumblitis
mumblitis by justin mendelson October 17, 2008

fumblicious 

a child or teen who cant seem to hold on to a football. normally named connor, also tends to cry randomly and for no reason....hes a homo
dude, did you see that?!

yeah they call him fumblicious!
fumblicious by awesome five October 24, 2009

fumblingsnail97 

A dumbass who can't read! Therefore fumblingsnail97 is dumbo-ling; a idiot with the pace of snails.
A dumbass who can't read! Therefore fumblingsnail97 is dumbo-ling; a idiot with the pace of snails.

Bumblitis 

Bumblitis is the impulse you feel deeply when your partner does something boneheaded and annoying and you immediately think of opening up Bumble.
“You know, we’ve been getting along great lately, but she cancelled a booty call on me and man, did I have a serious attack of Bumblitis.”
Bumblitis by Leopardus June 14, 2019

Fumbletesh 

A Streamer or Vtuber who is particularly inept at streaming, usually forgetting to prepare or fumbling at whatever the subject of their stream is.
"Did you see that guy's stream last night?"

"Yeah, he was completely unprepared, what a Fumbletesh."
Fumbletesh by MrTahpHayt October 31, 2022
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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