Fully Torqued

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Having a fully erect penis, usually in public or a social situation and it is REALLY obvious to everyone.

Guy A: Awh, I was so totally about to score with that chick. I'm going to go back over there and talk to her again.
Guy B: Dude, you can't!
Guy A: Why not?
Guy B: Check it out, you are fully torqued bro.
Guy A: Thanks for the save man.
Guy B: No prob, that's what friends are for.

Fully Torqued by EagalHeart May 16, 2011

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fully torqued

being in a permanent state of jubilation and exuberance due to more than excessive amounts of alcohol.

JO: What did u dudes end up doing last night?
BOB: Well after we docked hard we got fully torqued and went surfing.

fully torqued by St;p September 26, 2011

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Fully Torqued

A funny weed word, like after you smoke a bunch of weed and crash into something, is a sign that your FULLY TORQUED

Dude one: Dude I just hit a gurl
Dude two: Yeah ur fucking torqued

Dude one: Fuck yeah, i'm fully torqued

Fully Torqued by y3gy2gh4 December 3, 2019

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Fully Torqued

When your high as fuck, just a funny weed word.

guy one: Dude I am fully Torqued right now.
guy two: Same my guy

Fully Torqued by y3gy2gh4 December 3, 2019

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Fully Torqued

A sarcastic way of saying something is going/will go great. Mainly used for when you know for certain that something will go wrong.

*Band is about to start a song*
Mark: Bro, this band is fully torqued
Bill: Shut up
Mark: But dude, it's like Fully Torqued
Bill: Shut up
Mark: Ok

Fully Torqued by Macabrebard2 April 18, 2019

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Full Torque

The absolute hardest boner achievable. Down to fuck with almost any girl, due to a lower level of standards when that horny.

Vin "You would you ever get with her?"
Chris: "Full torque? Of course. Any other time, most likely not,"

Full Torque by Imjchillen69 June 27, 2016

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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