Fully Torqued

Having a fully erect penis, usually in public or a social situation and it is REALLY obvious to everyone.

Guy A: Awh, I was so totally about to score with that chick. I'm going to go back over there and talk to her again.
Guy B: Dude, you can't!
Guy A: Why not?
Guy B: Check it out, you are fully torqued bro.
Guy A: Thanks for the save man.
Guy B: No prob, that's what friends are for.

Fully Torqued by EagalHeart May 16, 2011

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fully torqued

being in a permanent state of jubilation and exuberance due to more than excessive amounts of alcohol.

JO: What did u dudes end up doing last night?
BOB: Well after we docked hard we got fully torqued and went surfing.

fully torqued by St;p September 26, 2011

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Fully Torqued

A funny weed word, like after you smoke a bunch of weed and crash into something, is a sign that your FULLY TORQUED

Dude one: Dude I just hit a gurl
Dude two: Yeah ur fucking torqued

Dude one: Fuck yeah, i'm fully torqued

Fully Torqued by y3gy2gh4 December 3, 2019

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Fully Torqued

When your high as fuck, just a funny weed word.

guy one: Dude I am fully Torqued right now.
guy two: Same my guy

Fully Torqued by y3gy2gh4 December 3, 2019

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Fully Torqued

A sarcastic way of saying something is going/will go great. Mainly used for when you know for certain that something will go wrong.

*Band is about to start a song*
Mark: Bro, this band is fully torqued
Bill: Shut up
Mark: But dude, it's like Fully Torqued
Bill: Shut up
Mark: Ok

Fully Torqued by Macabrebard2 April 18, 2019

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Full Torque

The absolute hardest boner achievable. Down to fuck with almost any girl, due to a lower level of standards when that horny.

Vin "You would you ever get with her?"
Chris: "Full torque? Of course. Any other time, most likely not,"

Full Torque by Imjchillen69 June 27, 2016

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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