Slang (Mild. Obsc.) Aust. - To be extremely, totally, and so overbearingly drunk that you have not got a clue what the hell you are doing, where you are, or more importantly, WHO you are...

Pissed, Rat-arsed, Drunk, Pickled, Soused.

Popularised by Australian comedian Kevin "Bloody" Wilson.

Kevin; "My God! I was so drunk that night..."
Audience Member; "How drunk?"
Kevin; "Mate, I was as full as a Bishop's ballbag! I was so f*cking drunk, I was Waterskiing at the bar!"

Full as a Bishop's ballbag by Eddie Faulkner March 17, 2008

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full as a fairy's phone book

Drunk, or bloated from eating too much.

"Man, you were putting away those martinis and pork pies like nobody's business last night."
"Uh huh. By the end I was as full as a fairy's phone book."
"God damn."

full as a fairy's phone book by Magogigle October 23, 2009

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Full as a tick

The state of eating so much that you are literally as full as a tick that has just gorged itself on dog blood.

I knew I shouldn't have gone for round 5 at the buffet... I AM FULL AS A TICK!

I would love to make hot jungle love to you baby... but that dinner has me Full as a tick.

Full as a tick by Kashtro December 16, 2005

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Full as an egg

To be full to the brim, bloated. Usually said after gorging on too much food.

After all that food, I'm as full as an egg!

Full as an egg by DairySayings January 2, 2012

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