fuel injection 

"A process in which fuel is supplied to an engine via a pump, nozzles, and a computerized control module. This system has mostly replaced the carburetor, a much simpler mechanical device found in any car worth owning."

Person 1: "Fuel Injection is so much more reliable than carburetors."

Person 2: "Uhh, okay. Is that why your car has been to the shop three times and the 'check engine' light is still on?"

Person 1: "It was just a bad sensor."

Person 2: "How much did it cost to fix?"

Person 1: "$238."

Person 2: "I could replace the entire fuel system on my car for $238."

Person 1: "But..."

Person 2: "No."

Person 1: "I was..."

Person 2: "NO! YOU WILL BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ALMIGHTY 1972 LINCOLN CONTINENTAL! (holds lincoln keychain in face)

Person 1: "AAAAH! IT BURNS!"

Person 2: "THE POWER OF GOD COMPELLS YOU!

Person 1: "NOOO! (black vomit) (convulsions)

Person 2: "Damn, you must've worked at a dealership."

Person 1: " '75 LTD coupe convertible?"

Person 2: "Now you're talking."

fuel injection by Mick O'Neill December 6, 2006

New Hampshire Fuel Injector

When a girl is giving you head and right before you nut, you shove your wang down her throat and then finish

Jessica gave the best head last night, I even have her the ol’ New Hampshire Fuel injector

New Hampshire Fuel Injector by Wumbo6699 July 10, 2018

cold fuel injectors 

A non-existent car part that only people whom don’t know about car’s use.

Im going to get cold fuel injectors for my 2010 buick lacrosse

cold fuel injectors by Kell’s opposition November 25, 2023

Cold fuel injectors 

A non-existent car part

Im going to get cold fuel injectors for my 2010 buick lacrosse

Cold fuel injectors by Kell’s opposition November 25, 2023

cold fuel injectors 

A non existent car part

I just got cold fuel injectors for my car

cold fuel injectors by Kell’s opposition December 2, 2023