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fuckweasel
a person who behaves in a sneaky manner to try and create favourable circumstances for themselves, or to cover their tracks, quite often at the expense of others. They use weasel-words to try and make a story sound in their favour whilst never directly lying, usually by leaving out key details such as who actually did a piece of work.
A fuckweasel will always avoid telling a direct lie in case they are exposed, giving them plausible deniability or letting them fall back onto "a misunderstanding" excuse, such as;
Boss> "I spoke to Steven and he said he'd written that report you said you'd done"
Weasel> "Ah no, sorry you must have misunderstood, I just came over earlier to tell you it was completed."
The "boss" in this case has no comeback as the fuckweasel is technically correct, although it is clear what the inference was in the original conversation.
A good fuckweasel will pick his or her stories cleverly to lower the chance that a discovery will occur.
A fuckweasel will always avoid telling a direct lie in case they are exposed, giving them plausible deniability or letting them fall back onto "a misunderstanding" excuse, such as;
Boss> "I spoke to Steven and he said he'd written that report you said you'd done"
Weasel> "Ah no, sorry you must have misunderstood, I just came over earlier to tell you it was completed."
The "boss" in this case has no comeback as the fuckweasel is technically correct, although it is clear what the inference was in the original conversation.
A good fuckweasel will pick his or her stories cleverly to lower the chance that a discovery will occur.
My manager asked me to stay back last night and finish some content. When I came in this morning I found out that he had sent an email out early to the department saying it was finished and I spotted someone in the coffee point thanking him. I wasn't even mentioned. What a fuckweasel!
fuckweasel by the_manager August 19, 2013
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State of Fuckedness
New Jersey
"Hey man, I'm going to New Jersey."
"Shit, man, don't you know that New Jersey is the State of Fuckedness?"
"Shit, man, don't you know that New Jersey is the State of Fuckedness?"
State of Fuckedness by ActionJackson98 April 26, 2009
fuckwade
A word that comes flying out of your mouth, with out thought behind it, when frustrated or irratated with a number of things or people. Aka drivers, telemarketers, etc.
fuckwade by Joesangel4ever May 9, 2016
Fuckdge
When yelling fuck and finding out there is a small child next to you and put an udge at the end of fuck
John the 12 year old stubs his toe the table starts yelling FUUUUUCCCCKKKK and see his mom and adds the udge to make it sound like he tried to say fudge ending up saying Fuckdge
Fuckdge by That guy u saw January 8, 2010
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