Ozymandius's definitions

Sweet Revenge

Ordinary Revenge is seducing your enemy's woman. Sweet Revenge is seducing your enemy's woman and discovering she's a lousy lay!

"I seduced my boss's drunk-ass wife at the Christmas party, screwed her on his desk, and discovered she's as passionate as a barn door! Sweet Revenge!!

by Ozymandius November 4, 2008

Connetquot

THE worst school district on Long Island!

It only took until 1999 for Connetquot to change it's policies!

by Ozymandius June 16, 2010

preppy

One of the lowest forms of life on earth.

"Next to the politician and the televangelist, the preppy is the lowest form of life on earth.

by Ozymandius August 29, 2009

Monica Lewinsky

The bbw that had all the Christian/Conservative/Republican/Boy-cravers so upset 'cause Bill Clinton was gettin' some and they wern't.

Congressman Foley couldn't get a woman like Monica Lewinsky...

by Ozymandius October 28, 2008

President Bush

America's most beloved fuck-up!!!

Never misunderestimate the enbiggened intelligence of President Bush.

by Ozymandius October 30, 2008

Al Gore

The man we all came to know and loathe in the 1980's, forgot about in the 1990's and sometimes wish had become president in 2000 (providing his anal-retentive wife, Tipper, could keep her mouth shut for 4-to-8-years!)
Having grown bored with censorship and warning labels, he has directed all his efforts to lecturing us about global warming (AKA: "climate change"), which may (or may not) be an impending catastrophie.

Al Gore: The man who gave us the PMRC, warning labels on record albums, boring autobiographies, tedious movies, false claims-to-fame, and Manbearpig.

by Ozymandius December 20, 2010

Fuckyoumentary

1.) Any made-for-TV "special bulletin broadcast" that proves the gullibility and stupidity of the viewing audience by making them think that what they're hearing and seeing is real.

2.) Any purposely made fake documentary meant to fool the audience. IE: "This is Spinal Tap!"

3.) Any "hoax-within-a-hoax" reality show where the contestants are scammed into thinking they stand a chance to win a fortune, marry the girl-or-guy of their dreams, and/or perform some great achievement. In the end, of course, they get nothing. This time, the viewing audience is "in on it."

Many younger viewers thoght that "This is Spinal Tap!" was a real documentary. It was, in reality, just a colossal "fuckyoumentary" foisted on the audience.

by Ozymandius July 9, 2009