According to the ancient myths and legends, Glenn Beck was "created" from a giant turd farted out of the disease infected ass of Rush Limbaugh, which was then fertilized and nurtured for six days and six nights by Ann Coulter, who subsequently gave birth to the end result.
Stats: Glenn Beck is roughly humanoid in appearance, comprising 80% feces, 10% grain alcohol, 5% hot air, 4% unidentifiable matter and 1% human skin.
It feeds on liquor, various drugs, hatred and media attention.
It's primary habitat is currently the Fox News studios in New York City.
Glenn Beck's political beliefs are an extremely demented and warped version of Right-Wing Conservativism, coupled with an even more demented and warped version of Christianity.
Glenn Beck is known for spouting an endless stream of lies, distortions, half-truths, propaganda, false claims, made-up facts, treasonous banter, harmful advice, and good-old-American-bullshit.
Glenn Beck seems to host what outwardly appears to be a cable news program, but is in reality a paid political shill factory with zero journalistic qualities. Glenn Beck is also accompanied by several other of these "Fox Newscasters," all of of whom have never attended any type of journalism academy or have received degrees in said subject.
What to do if you encounter Glenn beck:
Your best hope is to toss him a bottle of cheap scotch, run in the opposite direction and hope for the best!
Stats: Glenn Beck is roughly humanoid in appearance, comprising 80% feces, 10% grain alcohol, 5% hot air, 4% unidentifiable matter and 1% human skin.
It feeds on liquor, various drugs, hatred and media attention.
It's primary habitat is currently the Fox News studios in New York City.
Glenn Beck's political beliefs are an extremely demented and warped version of Right-Wing Conservativism, coupled with an even more demented and warped version of Christianity.
Glenn Beck is known for spouting an endless stream of lies, distortions, half-truths, propaganda, false claims, made-up facts, treasonous banter, harmful advice, and good-old-American-bullshit.
Glenn Beck seems to host what outwardly appears to be a cable news program, but is in reality a paid political shill factory with zero journalistic qualities. Glenn Beck is also accompanied by several other of these "Fox Newscasters," all of of whom have never attended any type of journalism academy or have received degrees in said subject.
What to do if you encounter Glenn beck:
Your best hope is to toss him a bottle of cheap scotch, run in the opposite direction and hope for the best!
Not satisfied with having a cable "news" show, Glenn Beck must also spout his banter on a syndicated radio program as well.
by Ozymandius June 17, 2010
by Ozymandius June 15, 2010
Ordinary Revenge is seducing your enemy's woman. Sweet Revenge is seducing your enemy's woman and discovering she's a lousy lay!
"I seduced my boss's drunk-ass wife at the Christmas party, screwed her on his desk, and discovered she's as passionate as a barn door! Sweet Revenge!!
by Ozymandius September 22, 2008
The man we all came to know and loathe in the 1980's, forgot about in the 1990's and sometimes wish had become president in 2000 (providing his anal-retentive wife, Tipper, could keep her mouth shut for 4-to-8-years!)
Having grown bored with censorship and warning labels, he has directed all his efforts to lecturing us about global warming (AKA: "climate change"), which may (or may not) be an impending catastrophie.
Having grown bored with censorship and warning labels, he has directed all his efforts to lecturing us about global warming (AKA: "climate change"), which may (or may not) be an impending catastrophie.
Al Gore: The man who gave us the PMRC, warning labels on record albums, boring autobiographies, tedious movies, false claims-to-fame, and Manbearpig.
by Ozymandius December 18, 2010
by Ozymandius September 15, 2008
1.) Fun for the whole family!
2.) A word that all morons and ignoramuses mispronounce as "inKest."
3.) What Ultra-Conservative Christian family values are based upon.
2.) A word that all morons and ignoramuses mispronounce as "inKest."
3.) What Ultra-Conservative Christian family values are based upon.
Hector: "So I'm having an affair with my step-sister. It's not like were related or something!"
Beauregarde: "She's not your step-sister...she's your half-sister, you inbread dumbass! You're comitting incest!"
Hector: "So I'm having an affair with my.....wait, what?"
Beauregarde: "She's not your step-sister...she's your half-sister, you inbread dumbass! You're comitting incest!"
Hector: "So I'm having an affair with my.....wait, what?"
by Ozymandius June 20, 2010
by Ozymandius August 30, 2009