fucking this chicken 

A response to being told bad advice or advice you obviously already knew.

*you are driving a car*

Friend in the passenger seat: I think you should change gear.

You: Shut up! Who’s fucking this chicken?

fucking this chicken by Juicy little pizza boi December 30, 2019

Who's fucking this chicken? 

Used when someone is trying to give you unsolicited instruction or advice, and just plain annoying you while you work.

Diego was trying to tell me how to get the sticker off the side of the truck, which I had done a million times before. After listening to him for 5 minutes I replied "who's fucking this chicken?"

Who's fucking this chicken? by MLFL October 5, 2009

Who's Fuckin' this chicken? 

a question usually asked by a person of a lower rank or status as a part of a collective group in reference to the task at hand.

"Sergeant, BCT tasked us to clear this village. I just wanna know. Who's Fuckin' this chicken?

Who's Fuckin' this chicken? by Fucker of Chickens November 23, 2010