fucking nuts
fucking nuts by OniLink5000 October 24, 2003
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Fucking nuts
Fucking nuts by Medusabitch February 9, 2018
fucking nuts
fucking nuts by Samantha D! February 10, 2003
My fat fucking nuts
My nuts my fat fucking nuts oh god oh fuck they hurt so bad my fat fucking nuts someone just kill me I can’t take it anymore the immense pain my fat fucking nuts there’s blood everywhere oh god my nuts my fat fucking nuts
My fat fucking nuts by Jth1219 March 28, 2019
Batshit-fucking-nuts
Everyone knows that chick is batshit-fucking--nuts.
Billy Joel's piano prelude to 'Angry Young Man' is batshit-fucking-nuts
Billy Joel's piano prelude to 'Angry Young Man' is batshit-fucking-nuts
Batshit-fucking-nuts by Catschnell February 3, 2009
Strap on a pair of fucking nuts and ...
Strap on a pair of fucking nuts and ... by simmah April 1, 2004
swing your fucking nuts
(1) v. To take charge and/or control of a situation.
(2) v. To 'Get your dick wet' by some girl you just saw or met.
(2) v. To 'Get your dick wet' by some girl you just saw or met.
(1) "Look, you're an elevator guy, swing your fucking nuts!"
(2) "Look, you're an elevator guy, swing your fucking nuts!"
(2) "Look, you're an elevator guy, swing your fucking nuts!"
swing your fucking nuts by Scruggy Gingerbeard September 12, 2019
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