It's when you are too hungry to get up and find food. Only gets worse till you crawl to the kitchen and gobble down several cans of mountain dew as you lick splenda sugar.
Shit! am so fucking hungry. I could eat a boot right now
The phrase when one screams when they have consumed enough food. The feeling which parents and grandparents refuse to accept as an answer.
My granny kept asking if i was still not hungry. I lost my temper and shouted that im "Not Fucking Hungry" infront of everyone else at the retirement homes
This is what you say when you're really hungry and have no food in your house because you used all of your money to buy alcohol. This usually occurs after the alcohol has worn off.
Im sobering up and im fuckin hungry! Where did all the foodgo?
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.