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good fucking god 

what my reaction to life is 24/7
person 1: hey u got an f on ur tes-

me: good FUCKING god
good fucking god by hannnish November 29, 2019

I am fucking God bitch 

I am fucking God bitch fuck off or I shall destroy you.I am the law. I am the creator. Shazam bitch!

OH MY FUCKING GOD 

Ok

god fucking dammit you piece of shit

what you say after getting hit in the toe by a corner
*hits toe*
"god fucking dammit you piece of shit, i wanna kill my self"

God Fucking Dammit 

The full name of our Christian God.
Trivial Question:

What the last name of God

A: Dang it
B: Darn it
C: Dammit
D: None of the above

Random Contestant: Is it "C", Dammit?

Host: You're correct. God's full name is God Fucking Dammit!

Contestants and Guests applaud.

god fucking dammit 

When you're more pissed than just a simple god dammit. Used quite often when filling out tax forms. Or when passing your second hour at the DMV.
See page 35, sub-section 2B under allowable deductions then print in triplicate? God fucking dammit! What warped minds came up with this shit???