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fuckin' douche 

A person place or thing being referred to as, insulted as, or called by as for purposes of emotional release, comedy, or slang meaning that the mentioned person place or thing has the qualities of a "douche" or "douche bag", fuckin' usually gives emphasis on the expression. Douche bag- bag that holds or contains douche. Douche- Cleansing one's vaganina with a douche kit, the kit itself, or the liquid cleanser used or not for the douche.......
You fuckin' douche, give me a blow job. Female: "Ahhh that was the best fuckin' douche ever!" YOU FUCKIN' DOUCHE, I WANT SEX!
fuckin' douche by Dr. Do Ouche December 28, 2005

total fucking douchebag 

Someone who has taken the normal level of a douchebag's douchiness to new levels. TFDB for short.
Eric isn't just a douchebag, he's a total fucking douchebag.

fucking douchebag

sam palazzola.
fucking douchebag :
my fathherr.

a phyco mother fucker.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026