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fucked fuck

Dude, that guy I hate is a fucked fuck! Yes!
fucked fuck by adrianaxtard September 20, 2008
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The fucking fucker fucking fucked fuck it 

when your so pissed off at something you just gotta say it
q:a broken car
a:The fucking fucker fucking fucked fuck it

Fucked the fuck up 

1. 100 times worse than being just fucked up...having been very shit-housed (very drunk)

2. Having been very messed up with a potent drug (marijuana, crack, you name it brahh)

3. To have been in a terrible situation, where shit just got real
1. "Hey home skizzlet last night I might have gotten fucked the fuck up and hooked up with your sister...my b."

2. "So i just took the biggest hit of my life...Im definitely going to be fucked the fuck up after this."

3. "Some hoe just smashed into my car for the 19th time...this situation is pretty fucked the fuck up.
Fucked the fuck up by Kaybaybaybay October 6, 2009

Fucked as fuck 

The state of being so fucked up on multiple substances you do and say the most random things.
Fucked as fuck by Fucked fucker July 10, 2021

fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck 

Phrase made necessary by those people or situations that have surpassed conventional methods of assessment.

fucked up Def #1/5 fuck up Def #4 monkey fuck Def #1

1. An inept person who is totally incapable of living without fucking up or messing up everything within their grasp.
One whose actions has culminated in the acheivement of this, the highest plateau of fucking up.
2. When a situation is completely messed up from a-z and there is zero chance of recovery.
1. They put a fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck in charge who had no idea how to manage, so the place went tits-up.
2. The whole job had been ruined by mismanagement. There was absolutely nothing correct, and it was beyond salvage. It was a total fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck.

fuck thats fucked 

Another word to replace: thats messed up or: thats not right.
Don: Check out these beastiality videos

Vin: fuck thats fucked
fuck thats fucked by anon20102381 February 18, 2010

fucked up as fuck 

As fucked up as is possible. Think about it.
Now how did that happen? That is fucked up as fuck.

or

Dude, I was fucked up as fuck last night.
fucked up as fuck by Will.I.Am. August 16, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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