UrbanVanity

The act of placing your name on Urban Dictionary and proceeding to tell the world what you think of your self.

See Urbanity
Editor 1:"What the heck's with all these stupid names??"
Editor 2:"Welcome to UrbanVanity my friend"
Editor 3:"Can you really buy 'UrbanVanity mugs and tee-shirts?"
by F!$h!e February 04, 2010
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Turd Burglar

A humourous name for a homosexual man...The name suggests that whilst he's pounding his man-pillows, he's actually in there stealing the Cosby kids.
Other funny words to use are:
AssPirate
ButtBandit
MudZilla
Pillow-Biter
Back-door delivery
soap-dropper
"Hey Seth, how come those bites are on the back of your neck?"
Seth: "Errrrrr...My.....girlfriend....er"
"SETH! don't bullshit me you fat faggot odd looking bastard......you are a Turd Burglar, and i've known it for years"
Seth: "Please don't tell my dad"
"You make me sick, you think he doesn't know you like to drive the wrong way on Hershey Highway???"
Seth: "I wish I was dead"
"Everyone does you sick fuck"
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fellow

Used by many in Ghetto or rap or hip-hop lingo......thought nobody seems to know who said fellow actually is!
"Go with the Fe-llow"
"Don't mess with my Fe'llow"
"Check the Fe'llow"
"Fellow me now!"
by f!$h!e February 03, 2010
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Cunt-Fuck

Often used accidentally in place of "sweetheart" whilst communicating with ones wife....usually whilst also being distracting by something important (such as T.V.)
MOVE CUNT-FUCK, I can't see the fucking movie
by F!$h!e December 31, 2008
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Urbanated

When your name and associated slander got by the editors on Urban Dictionary

When a perfectly defined word gets re-defined by free-speech and takes on a whole new meaning

When a meaningless word or abbreviation is invented and given meaning
"OMG! John Smith and Jane Doe got totally Urbanated!!"

"A corn broom is an anal probe??????"

"Dude, that movie was completely off the HB^t674&%8rbvtr!!"
by F!$h!e February 04, 2010
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CRACKER

A racial slur towards white people
A baked tasteless biscuit
A Christmas table novelty
A good pun or joke
A dry raspy fart
Mr Black:"Yo-Yo Cracker"
Mr White:"I-Hear-ya-mah-Niggerrr"
Mr Black: "Boy! I hope you meant "NIGGA""
Mr White: "Then I hope you meant "CRACKA""

"Pass the crackers.....and something to give them some taste"

"Time to pull the crackers apart for the crappy joke and plastic parachute guy!!"

"That Black joke sure was a Cracker.....Geddit!"

"Bruce, did you just rip a cracker???"
by F!$h!e February 04, 2010
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I-Candy

I-Candy is Internet based 'Eye-Candy', consisting of hot chicks or hot guys
(Not to be confused with I-Carly)
"Hey clifford, you got a date for tonight?"
Clifford: "Errrrr, I'm not going out, I'm staying home with my computer, and looking at some I-Candy"
by F!$h!e February 04, 2010
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