fuck-wit

A fuck-wit is a individual with absolute no wits or intelligence and tries to come off smart when really they are just a fuck wit

.....Dude you don't know shit you're such a fuck-wit

by thdude21619 April 1, 2008

Fuck Wit

Something resembling idiocy...only a wee bit nastier

"Fucking hell Baz you fuck wit"

"You are one 1st class fuck wit"

by Col/Jack/Jimmeh March 21, 2005

fuck wit

Person of low intelligence, retard

You are such a fuck wit!!

by Your name: July 9, 2003

fuck-wit

A person who professes superior self knowledge but really has only a limited and/or skewed grasp of any subject. These people often float from the bottom of the turd bowl in the form of a middle manager. Fuck-wit detection is fairly easy after about 30 seconds of conversation.

Me: "The problem is the third party vendor for product A, they are recalling their product from this particulat LOT"
Fuck-wit: "Well we are not buying from product A any more"
Me: "Um, well it is not their fault, their vendor is recalling the component"
Fuck-wit, "I can't understand the bad business practices of Product A that they would buy bad components"
Me: "Um, they did not buy bad components on purpose, that is why they are replacing the component for free"

by capngrumpy November 8, 2005

fuck wit

one who has the demener of a fuck who's wit is that of a fuck!!

someone who is of a simple mind set. A fuck wit.

by atlascassidy September 27, 2008

fuck-wit

Someone who has fuck all brains. Used to descibe anyone who generally does not think about thinks to much. Wit less to the point of being a "Fuck"

That guy Terry is a complete Fuck-wit

by Sammyt December 28, 2005

Fuck-Wit

1 An often clumsy, brain-dead, half-retarded, dogs-ass-useless, painfully annoying person who can't seem to accomplish even the simplest of tasks.

2 A word used in place of "mess around with"

1 "God damnit bitch, I said turn LEFT.....you're such a Fuck-Wit!!!"

2 "Don't Fuck Wit it, the picture is fine!"

by F!$h!e December 31, 2008