fuck-wit 

A fuck-wit is a individual with absolute no wits or intelligence and tries to come off smart when really they are just a fuck wit

.....Dude you don't know shit you're such a fuck-wit

fuck-wit by thdude21619 April 1, 2008

fuck-wit 

A person who professes superior self knowledge but really has only a limited and/or skewed grasp of any subject. These people often float from the bottom of the turd bowl in the form of a middle manager. Fuck-wit detection is fairly easy after about 30 seconds of conversation.

Me: "The problem is the third party vendor for product A, they are recalling their product from this particulat LOT"
Fuck-wit: "Well we are not buying from product A any more"
Me: "Um, well it is not their fault, their vendor is recalling the component"
Fuck-wit, "I can't understand the bad business practices of Product A that they would buy bad components"
Me: "Um, they did not buy bad components on purpose, that is why they are replacing the component for free"

fuck-wit by capngrumpy November 8, 2005

fuck-wit 

Someone who has fuck all brains. Used to descibe anyone who generally does not think about thinks to much. Wit less to the point of being a "Fuck"

That guy Terry is a complete Fuck-wit

fuck-wit by Sammyt December 28, 2005

Fuck-Wit 

1 An often clumsy, brain-dead, half-retarded, dogs-ass-useless, painfully annoying person who can't seem to accomplish even the simplest of tasks.

2 A word used in place of "mess around with"

1 "God damnit bitch, I said turn LEFT.....you're such a Fuck-Wit!!!"

2 "Don't Fuck Wit it, the picture is fine!"

Fuck-Wit by F!$h!e December 31, 2008

Fuck-Wit 

- One with the wit of 'fuck'.
- A person who can only hold attention for the profane and pornographic.
- One who is constantly focused on foul language and the extremity of stimulus (i.e. sex, violence, and destruction), not able to ignore the presence of such stimuli and continuing to see it while it is not present.

Bevis and Butthead are major fuck-wits!

Fuck-Wit by sadyshock September 8, 2013

Fuck Wit 

Something resembling idiocy...only a wee bit nastier

"Fucking hell Baz you fuck wit"

"You are one 1st class fuck wit"

Fuck Wit by Col/Jack/Jimmeh March 21, 2005

fuck wit 

Person of low intelligence, retard

You are such a fuck wit!!

fuck wit by Your name: July 9, 2003