fuck yo couch!
fuck yo couch! by Skittles!! June 5, 2005
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Fuck yo couch
1. More disrespectful than 'fuck you' because it means disrespect to you, your property, and your crib.
2. Can simply mean that you don't give a damn about someones couch
2. Can simply mean that you don't give a damn about someones couch
1. "Hey let's go watch it at my house"
"Man fuck yo couch"
2. "Get your feet off my couch"
"Man fuck yo couch"
"Man fuck yo couch"
2. "Get your feet off my couch"
"Man fuck yo couch"
Fuck yo couch by Justin October 13, 2004
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fuck yo couch
Comes from a Chappelle's show sketch where charlie murphy (eddie murphy's brother) is telling stories from the 80's when he used to hang out with famous people on account of his brother. they call it charlie murphy's true hollywood stories or something. and he's talking about Rick James coming over, all high on cocaine, with muddy boots, and kicking them all over Eddie's brand new expensive couch, and he's just yelling "FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGAH!" so they beat the crap out of him.
fuck yo couch by Kecktardo November 3, 2005
Fuck Yo Couch
Fuck Yo Couch by couchmasta September 13, 2004
Fuck Yo Couch
A disrespectful expression meaning that you would not hesitate to or you already have placed your muddy boots all over someone's couch.
"Why would you go and put your muddy boots over my couch like it's something to do."
"Man, fuck yo couch. Your rich, buy another one."
"Man, fuck yo couch. Your rich, buy another one."
Fuck Yo Couch by G Basic June 9, 2004
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fuck yo couch by ScottiesRules September 23, 2004
fuck yo couch
If a motherfucker spill his motherfucking drink on you in the club while you fresh he fucking up yo couch man. If a bitch loud as hell in yo ear while you trying to get your smoke on or you sleep, she fucking up yo couch man. If the police come around this motherfucker messin up your paper they fucking up yo couch.
fuck yo couch by yanar October 28, 2006
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