fuck yo couch!

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Fuck yo couch!!- Comes from Chappelle show--use as an insult, or...just shout it randomly!

*Stands up during math class*
"FUCK YO COUCH!!!"

fuck yo couch! by Skittles!! June 5, 2005

Words you can keep

Fuck yo couch

1. More disrespectful than 'fuck you' because it means disrespect to you, your property, and your crib.

2. Can simply mean that you don't give a damn about someones couch

1. "Hey let's go watch it at my house"
"Man fuck yo couch"

2. "Get your feet off my couch"
"Man fuck yo couch"

Fuck yo couch by Justin October 13, 2004

fuck yo couch

Comes from a Chappelle's show sketch where charlie murphy (eddie murphy's brother) is telling stories from the 80's when he used to hang out with famous people on account of his brother. they call it charlie murphy's true hollywood stories or something. and he's talking about Rick James coming over, all high on cocaine, with muddy boots, and kicking them all over Eddie's brand new expensive couch, and he's just yelling "FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGAH!" so they beat the crap out of him.

Fuck yo couch, niggah!

fuck yo couch by Kecktardo November 3, 2005

Fuck Yo Couch

Its like disrespecting someones house. A persons couch is where they spend alot of of time.

"hey lets go chill at my pad"
"man, fuck yo couch, lets go to mine"

Fuck Yo Couch by couchmasta September 13, 2004

Fuck Yo Couch

A disrespectful expression meaning that you would not hesitate to or you already have placed your muddy boots all over someone's couch.

"Why would you go and put your muddy boots over my couch like it's something to do."
"Man, fuck yo couch. Your rich, buy another one."

Fuck Yo Couch by G Basic June 9, 2004

fuck yo couch

When a black man destroys another black man's couch.

"Fuck yo couch nigga!"

fuck yo couch by ScottiesRules September 23, 2004

fuck yo couch

If a motherfucker spill his motherfucking drink on you in the club while you fresh he fucking up yo couch man. If a bitch loud as hell in yo ear while you trying to get your smoke on or you sleep, she fucking up yo couch man. If the police come around this motherfucker messin up your paper they fucking up yo couch.

Fuck yo couch: nigga you fucking up my couch.

fuck yo couch by yanar October 28, 2006

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026