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After a man has launched his ejaculate load into some random bar whore's va-jay-jay, this is the very recognizable strand of skeet seen strewn between his knob and her over sized gash as he pulls out his spent love muscle. Typically eatin and/or slurped by said bar whore.
Dude, I picked up your mom at the bar last night and had one massive fuck snot as I pulled out of her gutter hole. She leant over and consumed the entire load of cottage cheese as I slammed my beer and B-lined for the door.
fuck snot by Rodeo Cowboy November 6, 2009
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Snot Fuck 

When you blow a big snot rocket onto somone else. And all you can say is FUCK!

or the embarassing sneeze in public where snot blows on you and everywhere around you.
" guys can you excuse me i just blew a huge snot fuck"
"oh shit theres a snot fuck coming on"

suck on the snottie end of my fuck stick! 

A term of multiple uses from sarcasm to passion.

In the heat of dirty sticky love one might say... Hey suck the snottie end of my fuck stick!

In a moment of anger suck on the snottie end of my fuck stick! Bitch!
As I left the room in anger I yelled suck on the snottie end of my fuck stick!

Snotty Fuck Stick

Snotty Fuck Stick by Ikhabod Pain October 30, 2004
Derogatory term for an individual, slang reference to male ejaculation during sex.
He's a worthless fucksnot.
fucksnot by Lamont Cranston September 19, 2003
Creative slang term for semen. Refers to the idea that a penis sneezes semen.
My pants were full of fucksnot after she gave me a handjob in the movie theatre.
fucksnot by Jambo Schlarbeard July 11, 2006

Fucksnot (noun)

The generic sloppyjuice remaining postcoitally in or around the female genetalia; comprised of both male and female orgasmic fluids
After we got dressed and left the bedroom there was still some fucksnot dripping out of my vagina.
Fucksnot (noun) by Smashley August 13, 2003