the ultimate cock block move. involves asking a person on a date while they are on a date with someone else. copulation not required but strongly reccommended.

We were best friends until I poach fucked his prom date. At least he got to take her home.

poach fuck by joeaveragenyc January 12, 2010

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fuckpouch

1. An orifice used for fucking.

2. A coward or pussy. A low level nobody.

1. Bend 'ova honey, I got somethin' for ya fuckpouch.

2. Hey come 'ere fuckpouch.

fuckpouch by chubby mumble October 23, 2008

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fuckdouchery

Someone who has immensely bad ideas, that they insist on implementing , which of course turns out to be a fucked up mess, then the person is in absolute denial of how fucked up it is, acts like a douche bag.

Obamacare is fuckdouchery at it's best.

fuckdouchery by Awgy July 9, 2017

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