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fuck lion 

A person, usually male, who will go after a girl he believes will be the quickest and easiest girl to have sex with, regardless of quality. Similar to how a male lion will go after whatever female he can get, regardless of quality.
"John went straight for the wasted girl stripping on the dance floor, what a fuck lion."
fuck lion by Switzerland: TWP January 8, 2009
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fuck lion 

1. an extremely intimidating pet. 2. genitalia.
1. Survey: Do you own any pets, and if so what do you have?

Marques Slocum: i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me

(from an online survey)

2. Click on the link below to let potential suitors at tailgates and other football-associated activities know that you’ve got the king/queen of the jungle in your pants. (from Orson Swindle)
fuck lion by the fuck lion king September 25, 2009
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Lion Fuck 

Complete and total devastation of the Female genitalia through implement of a barbed phallic object in a thrusting manner.
Similar to the sexual intercourse procedures of male lions.
Im going to Lion Fuck your vagina so you'll never be able to fuck again!
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026