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fuck lion 

A person, usually male, who will go after a girl he believes will be the quickest and easiest girl to have sex with, regardless of quality. Similar to how a male lion will go after whatever female he can get, regardless of quality.
"John went straight for the wasted girl stripping on the dance floor, what a fuck lion."
fuck lion by Switzerland: TWP January 8, 2009
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fuck lion 

1. an extremely intimidating pet. 2. genitalia.
1. Survey: Do you own any pets, and if so what do you have?

Marques Slocum: i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me

(from an online survey)

2. Click on the link below to let potential suitors at tailgates and other football-associated activities know that you’ve got the king/queen of the jungle in your pants. (from Orson Swindle)
fuck lion by the fuck lion king September 25, 2009
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Lion Fuck 

Complete and total devastation of the Female genitalia through implement of a barbed phallic object in a thrusting manner.
Similar to the sexual intercourse procedures of male lions.
Im going to Lion Fuck your vagina so you'll never be able to fuck again!
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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