fuck job 

A wacko, someone who is without question a complete idiot.

Why did you invite that crazy fuck job to my party?

fuck job by Toejam Pandejo July 21, 2005

Fuck job 

In the corporate world, a person who steals credit for someone else's accomplishments; alternatively, a person who passes the blame to another person for his own mistakes.

Why do I have to work with this fuck job, when he watches Netflix all fucking day?

Fuck job by cincycats51 May 14, 2014

Fuck job 

In the corporate world, a person who steals credit for someone else's accomplishments; alternatively, a person who passes the blame to another person for his own mistakes.

"I came up with this great idea to save the company some dough, and I get fired while that fuck job got the raise and promotion."

Fuck job by Ishtamo November 2, 2007

fuck job 

someone that sports w/ plugs in their ears a shaved head and wears a tie to work

god eric! i told u yesterday don't look like one of those fuck jobs

fuck job by dk5005 June 22, 2006

Fuck Job 

Getting royally screwed over when you don't have to be.

Rolling a 1 and a 2 in backgammon is a fuck job.

Fuck Job by MrCrypes February 11, 2021

foot fuck job 

The act of fornicating with two lubricated bare feet while inserting just the head of the penis into the female's oral cavity. Typically the woman sits in an upright butterfly position with the feet a few inches from her oral cavity allowing for maximum blowjob potential. Flexibility in the hips is required.

Treva: That couch looks comfortable!
Kori: Don't sit there. Meghan gave Jason a foot fuck job there last weekend.

foot fuck job by MegJay August 20, 2010

ice cream fuck job 

When you put ice cream on a girl's ass and fuck her through the ice cream. Ice cream on her back side, cold on the inside.

"Yo man i took that sloptart home and she gave me one of those ice cream fuck jobs"

ice cream fuck job by OneAndOnlySituation February 8, 2010