fuck folder 

The Fuck Folder, or for the more ambitious among us, the Lockbox of Lays, is a pre-emptively constructed evidence file containing screenshots of texts and pictures sent from one's lovers regarding sexual activity. Neatly maintained, organized by date, secured inside document protectors, and filed away inside a waterproof, fire resistant box, these binders full of women (and/or men) are used to document consent to said activity in case of social or legal troubles that may arise in the future. When you finally settle down, be sure to tell your wife/SO about it before they discover it by accident.

An example file might include text conversations such as.

"Babe, you were amazing in bed last night. Things went a lot farther than I expected for a first date."

"You were too studmuffin. That rum made us pretty randy. Lets meet up again next weekend, see if we can take it a bit farther. XOXO"

"This girl from three years ago tried to say I raped her, but when my lawyer sent her lawyer my fuck folder on her, she dropped the whole thing. Still lost my job, got kicked out of school, and evicted from my apartment, but at least I'm not in jail."

fuck folder by Ill_Will October 4, 2018

Temp Folder Fuck 

This situation occurs when a user saves a document to a temporary folder and edits it without realizing that the computer they are using wipes all temporary folders every second or so. They then save their file which, in the best situations, they have worked on for hours and find out the file no longer exists.

Dude WHAT THE FUCK! I just saved my file, and I forgot about the Temp Folder Fuck, I JUST LOST 5 hours of work! Goddamn it!

Temp Folder Fuck by Astrael September 5, 2007

Fuck Fodder 

Young, dumb and eager to please female who enjoys nothing better than to be passed around by groups of men and used for depraved sex, often in a gang bang or Bukkake situation. Often a certified nymphomaniac who loves attention and notoriety in equal measure. The ultimate slut.

Yo Dawg, we all goin' round T-Bone's crib tonight to bang the living poo out of that shameless big titted blond ho Poppy! She's only 16 but already top fuck fodder. She took so much dick round the 'hood, the jizz is oozing out of her damn ears! Can't wait to blow my aching nuts all over her slutty supercute teenage chops! Been savin' up for 3 days! Man its gonna be crazy...that bitch is gonna get shanked by the bruthas till she passes out tonight! She's so nasty!

Fuck Fodder by Purplemushroom December 9, 2008