Fuck Fit

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The level of physical fitness one tries to achieve after a break up or in anticipation of an epic weekend. Usually in attempt to be appealing sexually to another guy/chick.

1) "Hey, you hear Heather dumped me?"
"Yeah, sucks man. Sorry to hear that. Well, time to get fuck fit and get back out there."

2) "Hey, Rick is getting married."
"Seriously?! When?"
"In July. The bachelor party is in Vegas the week before."
"Cool, that gives me plenty of time to get fuck fit again. I look like shit!"

Fuck Fit by Silent Guiche February 4, 2021

Words you can keep

fuck fit

A type of emotional tantrum short for:
A "no- good- fucking- reason- im- being- a- little- bitch" fit.

Girlfriend: So I dont think Ill be able to make it to see you today, I have a midterm tomorrow and I really need to get a good grade.
Boyfriend: Oh..Alright... nice to see you don't care about me. I think we just may have to end this now if you're gonna be like that..you always put school before me...
Girlfriend:...wtf? Dont have a fuck fit about it...im seeing you tomorrow... o.O

fuck fit by Uneek66 February 22, 2008

Fit as Fuck

Someone who is really attractive.

Look at Lesley Hilton, she's fit as fuck.

Fit as Fuck by Alex Hiltons Mum is Fit October 27, 2019

fit the fuck

used largely in the north-east of Scotland, literally meaning "what the fuck?"

"Fit the fuck you lookin' at yi bam"
(What the fuck are you looking at you social inadequate?)

fit the fuck by Spliffman_Z June 28, 2007

Fit as fuck slut

When someone is so fit that they can’t help but get shagged by a numerous amount of people, resulting in them becoming a slut. They usually have big fucking tits and a fat back. An additional fact is that they love a black pipe up their ass, preferably multiple at a time.

Helen is a fit as fuck slut

Fit as fuck slut by Ssewankambo November 14, 2020

fit as fuck

When a person has been exercising a lot and they are in an amazingly good shape.

Did you see that person walk by? Yeah, they was fit as fuck.

fit as fuck by urbanLegendizer April 26, 2016

Fit to fuck

Quite self explanitory really! Someone whos good to fuck. For example, Jude Law, Heath Ledger, Ben affleck - anyone you thinks fit to fuck!

JUDE LAW IS FIT TO FUCK MAN!

Fit to fuck by Mais July 28, 2005

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026