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fuck duckin'

V. - When a MFer puts in the time an effort that usually results in coitus (or at the very least a blowie) an the bitch (or dude) keeps slidin' without doin' the deed. The act that leads to 'blueballs'
Third date with the bitch spending, getting all romantic an shit, an she still "Gotta work tomorrow". That bitch be fuck duckin'.
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duckin my fuck 

this is real helpful cause it happens all the time. A guy spends all his time tryin to get laid by this one girl just leadin him on and leadin him on. At the very last minute when he are a half a kiss away from the big time she ducks his fuck and bails. Leaves him all high and dry.
every party u ever been to
duckin my fuck by Greg Haschke July 11, 2005

Fuck a duck in a truck 

A phrase used by someone that is surprised by something or someone.
1) Fuck a duck in a truck that girls hot!
2) Dude did you just see that car get hit?! Fuck a duck in a truck!

fuck a duck in the titturd 

fuck a duck in the titturd i missplaced my car keys

fuck a duck in the titturd i missed out on a large wedge tornado

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
Word of the Day on June 7, 2026
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026