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fuck duckin'

V. - When a MFer puts in the time an effort that usually results in coitus (or at the very least a blowie) an the bitch (or dude) keeps slidin' without doin' the deed. The act that leads to 'blueballs'
Third date with the bitch spending, getting all romantic an shit, an she still "Gotta work tomorrow". That bitch be fuck duckin'.
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duckin my fuck 

this is real helpful cause it happens all the time. A guy spends all his time tryin to get laid by this one girl just leadin him on and leadin him on. At the very last minute when he are a half a kiss away from the big time she ducks his fuck and bails. Leaves him all high and dry.
every party u ever been to
duckin my fuck by Greg Haschke July 11, 2005

Fuck a duck in a truck 

A phrase used by someone that is surprised by something or someone.
1) Fuck a duck in a truck that girls hot!
2) Dude did you just see that car get hit?! Fuck a duck in a truck!

fuck a duck in the titturd 

fuck a duck in the titturd i missplaced my car keys

fuck a duck in the titturd i missed out on a large wedge tornado

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026