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fuck dicks 

expression; often used after feelings of excitement or anguish
eg 1: fuck dicks Milton! Thats a large ghoststbusters t shirt, where did you get that from?

eg 2:"meine shloss hat eine grosse leak"
"fuch dickshlongenrr!"
"iich bin bien, mein unklewinkel gerfixt es"
"fuch dickschlongenerr, danke mein bestes beefjerky" ...said Barry to his sister
fuck dicks by weblin October 20, 2008
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Fuck dicks get rich

to disregard men and get money;something to say when you are getting played by a guy

created summer of 2011 when girls finally decided to get even
1. the guy you have a thing with has been ignoring you on purpose you would say : fuck dicks get rich
2. a guy takes advantage of how nice you are too them you would respond with fuck dicks get rich

fucking fuck dick

An exclamation, used often to combat lag, or death in darksouls
-lags out- FUCKING FUCK DICK!

-dies before boss- FUCKING FUCK DICK!

fuck dick rag tag 

its when you are fucking a girl and she is like "look at the moon it makes me horny" and then she tears your dick off and fries it to give as a offering to the Moon Goddess.
Bruh you want to come to the club? Nahh man I got fuck dick rag tagged by muh girl.
fuck dick rag tag by earhead101 September 13, 2014

Fuck Dick. My bad rich. 

When you are so pissed off that you say "Fuck Dick." and just to be safe that you don't offend the people around you, you say my bad rich as an apology to anyone with the name "dick."
Ryan: Hey drew whats wrong?
Drew: Some jacked my booze!
Ryan: Fuck Dick. My bad rich.

fuck-dick 

a term used to refer to an asshole or someone who royally fucked up
1. Yo thats MY beer you FUCK-DICK!

Fuck my dick off

Usually used when you are frustrated with yourself, such as losing your keys, or losing at Trivia HQ when your on the last question. Not to be confused with Get the fuck off my dick.
"I can't find my girl, fuck my dick off."
Fuck my dick off by holveck June 1, 2018
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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