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Fuck Dad 

Male, generally a father, that overall exudes an attitude of fuck. This does not have sexual connotations but it can if used properly, safely, and legally.
This week has been exhausting. Let's get the boys together, be fuck dads, and catch a wrestling show.
Fuck Dad by Sammoh21 July 9, 2021
Words you can keep

Fucking ur fuckie dad fuck shit bitch cunt 

The moment when your girlfriend/bf calls you when ur fucking their dad
Phone wrings:

You: YEs

Gf/Bf: what are you doing???
You Fucking ur fuckie dad fuck shit bitch cunt

dad fuck 

It’s Andrew
dad fuck by Dad fuck November 17, 2019

fuck his dad 

It's a comment made commonly amongst tradespeople who are answering a question with a silly answer, either because they have no actual answer to give or because the real answer is common sense and shouldn't have to be said.
Apprentice: "Hey, I am having trouble with the client constantly checking to see if my cupboards are level, what should I do?

Tradie: "Have you tried to fuck his dad ?"

fuck me dad 

When you forget the 'dy' when sexting.
man: hey bbg
girl: omg im so horny
girl: fuck me dad
man: bitch im not ur dad
girl: sorry i meant to type daddy
man: we're done whore
fuck me dad by arkenbarben September 23, 2020

dad fuck 

dad fuck by Dad fuck November 17, 2019

Natasha didn't fuck your dad 

but you sure did
Boys who fuck their daddies and mommies. Natasha didn't fuck your dad. But you sure did
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