fuck crust
You know it’s been a good night when you roll over to say good morning and she notices the fuck crust.
fuck crust by Stoner Kathy November 19, 2017
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crust as fuck by killcops March 21, 2017
Colonel Cluster Fuck
Interviewer - What are your opinions on George W. Bush?
Danny - You mean Colonel Cluster Fuck?
Interviewer - Yeah, him.
Danny - Fuck him! He's an asshole!
Danny - You mean Colonel Cluster Fuck?
Interviewer - Yeah, him.
Danny - Fuck him! He's an asshole!
Colonel Cluster Fuck by A Profane Legacy December 28, 2008
walking cluster fuck
1. A particularly bad cluster fuck.
2. An apt description of the current President of the United States and his administration, which has screwed up everything over the past five years.
2. An apt description of the current President of the United States and his administration, which has screwed up everything over the past five years.
walking cluster fuck by jesster79 February 2, 2006
after birth of a lesbian cluster fuck
Gilbert: Go touch yourself
Drew: Shut up you after birth of a lesbian cluster fuck
Gilbert: ................
Drew: Shut up you after birth of a lesbian cluster fuck
Gilbert: ................
after birth of a lesbian cluster fuck by me myself and maybe I? September 4, 2010
Holy Mongolian Cluster Fuck
Adolf Hitler's attempt at world domination shall always be remembered as a Holy Mongolian Cluster Fuck.
Holy Mongolian Cluster Fuck by C0rrupt3d R34l1sm October 15, 2005
cluster fuck
Miltary term for a situation caused by too many inept officers, cluster referring to the insignia worn my majors and LT. Colenels, oak leaf clusters.
cluster fuck by Rick Maize September 10, 2003
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