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Mississippi Fuck Buster

v. The act of ass fucking a girl and right after you cum, grabbing a live squirrel and shoving it into her open anus... when she tightens back up the squirrel will be trapped inside and you must convince her that if she doesn't retrieve the squirrel, they will both die.
Richard: "Hey Joffery, what did you do with that squirrel we found?"
Joffery: "I gave my bitch an old fashion Mississippi Fuck Buster"
Richard: "Oh, that explains the smell"
Joffery: "And the tears"

bluster fuck 

to fuck a really fat chick cus she has rolls and more cushion for the pushin.
dude i totally bluster fucked last night

Fuckbuster 

Almost synonymous with cockblock, but worse. Someone who constantly thwarts sexual encounters out of jealousy because they have no game. Can single-handedly ruin a party unless immediately kicked out.
Who invited Lawrence? Get him the fuck outta here, he's a total fuckbuster.

Funkbuster 

A person one has sex with despite them being unattractive, purely because one has not had any action for quite some time. The Purpose of such sexual escapades being to bust the your sexual "funk".
A)Bro I totally banged that fat chick!
B) For realsies? she was ugly as fuck man what were you thinking?
A)Its cool I have had a dry spell I needed a funkbuster nahmean?
B)Innit.
Funkbuster by Kevin_From_Kings February 10, 2009

fuckbutter 

A derogotory term used for any type of natural lubrication produced during the act of sex. Used as a vulgar exclamation.
"Aw, fuckbutter! My cock got caught in the belt sander."
fuckbutter by pookie August 30, 2003

Fuckbutter 

Fuckbutter is the dried residue of cunny juice and cock snot you find under your rim after fucking some dodgy bird the night before
Damn, i need to scrape the fuckbutter from under my rim before i go out again tonight.
Fuckbutter by Si August 13, 2004