fuck bath 

When an event or something is so horrible/miserable that it's like a blood bath (without blood, just the horror), but it's actually a fuck bath

The volleyball tournament was a fuck bath since we received last place.

fuck bath by Anonymous User 4444 December 23, 2014

bath fuck 

When you and your spouse start fucking in the bath

We started bath fucking last night before we went to Bed.

bath fuck by $1.00 April 13, 2014

Bed, Bath and Go Fuck Yourself

A term disparaging the experience at any big box chain store.

I could be watching the game this afternoon but the wife's got a big dose of Bed, Bath and Go Fuck Yourself waiting for me.

Bed, Bath and Go Fuck Yourself by Kash65 October 17, 2012

Jimmy Johns Bathroom Fuck 

When you're done eating the Gargantuan sandwich so you take some Gargantuan dick.

frank mccrank: "Hey rhonda let's do the Jimmy Johns Bathroom Fuck"
rhonda: "Hell yeah"

Jimmy Johns Bathroom Fuck by bathroom guy spooky guy April 10, 2025