Anyone who has read Kevin Hearne's
Hammered of the Iron Druid Chronicles knows that fuckpuddle is a proper term for the douche
bag Thor, as well as what it is called when you walk in on
Frost Giants having loud squelchy sex.
Man, that douche is such a fuckpuddle.
We walked in on what could only be described as a monstrous fuckpuddle. ("Graah
slap-
slap-slap, Graah)