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Funky Kong 

The scuba-diving, surfboard-wielding, incomprehensibly funky ape who is so radical he destroys the ozone layer with his very existence.

He also plays well in MarioKart Wii as the fastest heavyweight character, so he's used in time trial runs a lot.
Friend: What's so great about Funky Kong, anyway?
Me, an intellectual: ULALALALALAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Fuckyer is denoted by a % (percent sign) followed by a tag on social media sites to denote a complaint about annoying posts.
Friend posts something like: I am doing yet another challenge for charity.
You respond: %StupidChallenge
(read as Fuckyer Stupid Challenge)
Fuckyer by Fat Atheist August 21, 2014

Ur uncy funky 

The most insulting insult in human history, ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur grandpap a trap are nothing compared to this.
Person1:ur mom gay
Person2:ur dad lesbian
Person1:ur granny tranny
Person2:ur grandpap a trap
Person1: well ur uncy funky
Person2:*dies*
Ur uncy funky by Ttrrippinn March 14, 2018

:FUCKYOU 

Exactly what you think it is: a fuck you emoticon. The computer doesn't have a face for it...yet. Used when you hate something or someone and you can't put it in words.
<person 1> yo dood we goin to get fucked up meng

<person 2> yo sick bro, where?

<person 1> nah you're not invited

<person 2> :FUCKYOU

<person 1> ......how the fuck did you do that face?

Funky Cock Hoe 

A scandalous bitch that will fuck anyone or anythang to get sprung so she can live off child support from tha baby daddy.
"Can't let these funky cock hoes destroy me" - Tupac

"Yes these funky cock hoes flock all on tha jock" - B.G. Knocc Out
Funky Cock Hoe by tharealK July 31, 2013

Something's Fucky 

Something thats just not quite right, but you cant quite put your finger on it. Or something thats not at all what its supose to be.
Person 1: "Our project is almost finnished, but something is missing"
Person 2: "Yeah, Something's Fucky"
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Person 1: "I didnt hear from her in a week!"
Person 2: " Thats weird..Something's Fucky!"
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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