After inviting the hot chick he just met at a party back to his pad for the night, she asked to use his toilet to freshen up. While she is in there he suddenly remembers leaving in a hurry earlier and in his haste ftft.

ftft by jpg3 March 31, 2015

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FTFW

"FOR THE FUCKING WIN."

Meant to imply sheer and bold seriousness when talking about something in particular.

Some random dude: African girls are hot.
Me: NIGGA PLEASE! Brazilian girls FTFW!.

FTFW by Auge December 19, 2005

FTFTTYTYFFYF

An internet acronym that stands for: Fixed That Fucking Thing That You Thought You Fucking Fixed You Fuck

-Something you say after fixing something that another person thought he/she fixed.

Person A: "How are baby formed?"

Person B: "How is baby formed?"
FTFY (fixed that for you)

Person C: "What are the biological processes that give rise to the formation of a baby?"
FTFTTYTYFFYF (Fixed That Fucking Thing That You Thought You Fucking Fixed You Fuck)

FTFTTYTYFFYF by cap10parachute May 15, 2011

FTFT

"Fuck this, fuck that"

When you're having a bad day just say FTFT

FTFT by Queen_Auty May 1, 2016

FTFTFWMF

An acronym, recently adopted by various members of the National Air Traffic Controller's Assosciation as an unofficial motto.

FTFTFWMF stands for: Fuck them, fuck those fucking worthless mother fuckers.

Management issues abound, but FTFTFWMF.

FTFTFWMF by dbbartender October 3, 2006

ftft

Used when wanted to say " For the first time".

"Playing this game ftft."

ftft by John Karkas January 11, 2008

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026