ftftw

fucking tits for the win

The LISC install meet was fucking tits

ftftw!

by rickgee November 11, 2008

ftft

forgot to flush turds

After inviting the hot chick he just met at a party back to his pad for the night, she asked to use his toilet to freshen up. While she is in there he suddenly remembers leaving in a hurry earlier and in his haste ftft.

by jpg3 March 31, 2015

FTFW

"FOR THE FUCKING WIN."

Meant to imply sheer and bold seriousness when talking about something in particular.

Some random dude: African girls are hot.
Me: NIGGA PLEASE! Brazilian girls FTFW!.

by Auge December 19, 2005

FTFTTYTYFFYF

An internet acronym that stands for: Fixed That Fucking Thing That You Thought You Fucking Fixed You Fuck

-Something you say after fixing something that another person thought he/she fixed.

Person A: "How are baby formed?"

Person B: "How is baby formed?"
FTFY (fixed that for you)

Person C: "What are the biological processes that give rise to the formation of a baby?"
FTFTTYTYFFYF (Fixed That Fucking Thing That You Thought You Fucking Fixed You Fuck)

by cap10parachute May 15, 2011

FTFT

"Fuck this, fuck that"

When you're having a bad day just say FTFT

by Queen_Auty May 1, 2016

FTFTFWMF

An acronym, recently adopted by various members of the National Air Traffic Controller's Assosciation as an unofficial motto.

FTFTFWMF stands for: Fuck them, fuck those fucking worthless mother fuckers.

Management issues abound, but FTFTFWMF.

by dbbartender October 3, 2006

ftft

Used when wanted to say " For the first time".

"Playing this game ftft."

by John Karkas January 11, 2008