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yeah ftftft!
dad bee like when he scores a goal ftftft

kid bee like shut the hell up!
mum bee like watch you langwig
dad bee like it's okay honey he is adopted.
ftftft by Godofpinapples July 19, 2023
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FTFTTYTYFFYF 

An internet acronym that stands for: Fixed That Fucking Thing That You Thought You Fucking Fixed You Fuck

-Something you say after fixing something that another person thought he/she fixed.
Person A: "How are baby formed?"

Person B: "How is baby formed?"
FTFY (fixed that for you)

Person C: "What are the biological processes that give rise to the formation of a baby?"
FTFTTYTYFFYF (Fixed That Fucking Thing That You Thought You Fucking Fixed You Fuck)

FTFTFWMF 

An acronym, recently adopted by various members of the National Air Traffic Controller's Assosciation as an unofficial motto.

FTFTFWMF stands for: Fuck them, fuck those fucking worthless mother fuckers.
Management issues abound, but FTFTFWMF.
FTFTFWMF by dbbartender October 3, 2006
Hes a wanker mate, you can do so much better- ' FTTFTO '
FTTFTO by kfcmunchgirl October 21, 2010
"Family That Falls Together, Stays Together"; They fall, then they stand up, strengthening the bond of the family.
You know, FTFTST stands for "a family that falls together, stays together." Seems a bit weird, but it's true.
FTFTST by ibeflossin123 December 16, 2019

fttfftftftf 

fuck toes test find fun to fling toy food then fight
stupid bitch: uwu
homless dude: fttfftftftf
SB: what
*NUKE*
fttfftftftf by semul=tojfcd July 31, 2023
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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