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Meant to imply sheer and bold seriousness when talking about something in particular.
Some random dude: African girls are hot.
Me: NIGGA PLEASE! Brazilian girls FTFW!.
by Auge December 18, 2005
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You can tell by the way she walks, she got that WAP.

You can look at her face and tell she ain't got that WAP.
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Ftfw: fuck the free world. Meaning no gives are give to the world. Not it. It self. The universe would of been fucking way better if humans didnt evolve
Is john key spying on me. Well ftfw bitch
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FTFW means "For The F***ing Win" So now you know
What dose ftfw mean ? It means "For The F***ing Win"
by harmlesstoU April 20, 2018
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Full-Time Fuck Wit.

A person who is a complete idiot/dickhead/tool/retard all the time (as opposed to part-time or just some of the time). This term especially pertains to people in the workplace and those that contribute negatively to a team/group of individuals.
These individuals are often found in sheltered workshop type places of employment -government institutions/universities and other bureaucracies. The FTFW may have been employed is this place for far too long, yield far to much power, slack/lazy employee or just be a plain waste of space.
The full-time fuckwit was working so slowly and ineffectively on the project that I was asked to stop what I was doing and help him.

The full-time fuckwit blamed others for their own mismanagement and shortcomings.
I have no idea what she actually does around here-she just a FTFW.
by iamalavalamp June 22, 2009
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