the best tiktok stan account ever. also my gf. and not yours, haha loser. you wish you were as cool and amazing and pretty as ..ftdt (but you’re not true)
Person 1: Who is ..ftdt and why does everyone love them?
Person 2: That’s because ..ftdt is the coolest person ever and 100% better than you!!
A Twitter hashtag started by a specific group of writers. It originally started as #TDT(those damn typos), which then was combined with #FML to become #FTDTAML (f*** those damn typos and my life).
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"