frumpopotamus

a dowdy unattractive girl or woman with an extremely large head and mouth

At the restaurant the other day a frumpopotamus was spotted devouring a large salad, while talking through the entire meal.

by Mr Uggface April 8, 2010

grumpopotamus

a grumpopotamus what one would refer to their spouse or partner when they stomp around and grunt as the only means of communication when diplomacy is needed. this is the act of being distant, hung over, hungry, sleepy, drained, emotionally compromised and not talking about whatever it is. ultimately just picking a battle or argument for no good reason with someone when they should be having fun.

hey you what's wrong? NOTHING! come on now, what's up honey? NOTHING! come on sweetie talk to me! RAWR! damn your acting like a grumpopotamus!

by KATSHYT January 30, 2014

frumpapotamus

a person that is extremely frumpy; that makes no attempt to dress nice or have a pleasant appearance.

Tim's wife is definitely a frumpapotamus, she looks like she has been hit by a pillow case full of bars of soap.

by nickytheninja September 30, 2011

Trumpopotamus

A critically endangered species of orange colored bipedal hippopotamus

There is just one last living trumpopotamus in the world, kept in a zoo at 721-725 fifth Avenue, Manhattan

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 27, 2022

trumpopotamus

A politician with a mind and an ass like a hippopotamus

The photos of the dufus golfing demonstrates that he is a trumpopotamus

by euphemismo March 1, 2019

Grumpopotamus

1. (Adj.) One who mopes around all day, complaining about anything and everything .

2. (N.) One who intentionally creates situations to justify their grumpiness

Wow, David, you really are a grumpopotamus

David is a real grumpopotamus today.
SEE David.

by Local94eng June 9, 2023